When you hear hoofbeats
think Horses, not Zebras.

Book berths and lower bridges
Sell tickets, new cartridges
Hear doof beats, see lathes. Errr cutting
Foot slides in the underbrushing

*doof* *doof* *doof* *doof*

Pound chambers
Think horsepower, not strangers
Saolo vanquita, where were you when,
We invested in that Asian Unicorn and got rich off the bone.

Hot on the heels of the Proso,
Pagnosia, Poly-plastination
Between trunks, limbs, faces
Homo-amorous-masterbation

Leaves. Wreckage. Nudey-branch tales:
Long and short of it;
When you hear hoofbeats
Think Horses, not Zebras